Ratings: A Quick Overview

Each movie is rated out of 10 with 0 being the worst and 10 being the best. Here's a quick rundown on what the numbers mean:

0/10 - Thoroughly reprehensible, this movie should be destroyed thoroughly and completely. Chances are, I will hate this movie with every fiber of my being and never shut up about how much I hate it. If you enjoyed a 0/10 movie of mine, you are wrong and this friendship is over.
1/10 - Pure garbage and a stain on the tapestry of cinematic history. Disregard completely.
2-4/10 - Almost totally awful, but there are a few things that save this movie...a little.
5/10 - Nothing worth mentioning again.
6/10 - Below average.
7-9/10 - Most movies will probably fall under this range. These are movies worth seeing and 9/10 movies have a shot at being some of my favorites.
10/10 - Without question, I will love this movie until my dying day, recommend it to everyone I see, and will issue the beatdown on all naysayers. If you dislike a perfect 10 movie of mine, you are wrong and I hope your parents leave you out of their will.

Please note that all ratings are relative and even subject to change.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Paranormal Activity



There is no middle ground with this movie. Either you loved it or you hated it. If you hated it, you dismissed it as overrated and boring. If you loved it, it stuck with you. I loved Paranormal Activity. I saw it twice in theaters, both times by myself. It's one thing to watch it at the theater but I shat bricks when I watched it at home. Seriously, I have never been so terrified after watching a movie. I second-guessed benign household noises and shadows. What you can't see is so much scarier than what is right there. Things you can try to escape from versus things that are beyond your control. Not to mention this shit is right in your house, the one place you're supposed to feel safe. Director Oren Peli preys on our worst fears and does a fabulous job. Believe it or not, I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Micah was a huge dick, though. I could have done without his douchebaggery. Poor Katie.

10/10
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  1. AnonymousAugust 18, 2010 at 6:58 AM

    Micah: I'm the man in this house! And I'm going to take care of things my way!

    Supernatural Entity: Yeah right, douchebag. Let's play with that ouji board again and I'll f*ck you up real good. lls.

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