Ratings: A Quick Overview

Each movie is rated out of 10 with 0 being the worst and 10 being the best. Here's a quick rundown on what the numbers mean:

0/10 - Thoroughly reprehensible, this movie should be destroyed thoroughly and completely. Chances are, I will hate this movie with every fiber of my being and never shut up about how much I hate it. If you enjoyed a 0/10 movie of mine, you are wrong and this friendship is over.
1/10 - Pure garbage and a stain on the tapestry of cinematic history. Disregard completely.
2-4/10 - Almost totally awful, but there are a few things that save this movie...a little.
5/10 - Nothing worth mentioning again.
6/10 - Below average.
7-9/10 - Most movies will probably fall under this range. These are movies worth seeing and 9/10 movies have a shot at being some of my favorites.
10/10 - Without question, I will love this movie until my dying day, recommend it to everyone I see, and will issue the beatdown on all naysayers. If you dislike a perfect 10 movie of mine, you are wrong and I hope your parents leave you out of their will.

Please note that all ratings are relative and even subject to change.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Dark Knight (2008)



YES, BECAUSE YES.

I'm not into superhero stuff at all, but The Dark Knight knocked my socks off and then made me eat them. Heath Ledger is flawless. Christian Bale is awesome minus the part where his Batman voice was super annoying. Apparently, Cillian Murphy is in it for approximately three seconds (I've missed it every time). Gary Oldman is always a good time. Morgan Freeman was Morgan Freeman. Everything was great. This is one of my top favorites.

9/10

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