Ratings: A Quick Overview

Each movie is rated out of 10 with 0 being the worst and 10 being the best. Here's a quick rundown on what the numbers mean:

0/10 - Thoroughly reprehensible, this movie should be destroyed thoroughly and completely. Chances are, I will hate this movie with every fiber of my being and never shut up about how much I hate it. If you enjoyed a 0/10 movie of mine, you are wrong and this friendship is over.
1/10 - Pure garbage and a stain on the tapestry of cinematic history. Disregard completely.
2-4/10 - Almost totally awful, but there are a few things that save this movie...a little.
5/10 - Nothing worth mentioning again.
6/10 - Below average.
7-9/10 - Most movies will probably fall under this range. These are movies worth seeing and 9/10 movies have a shot at being some of my favorites.
10/10 - Without question, I will love this movie until my dying day, recommend it to everyone I see, and will issue the beatdown on all naysayers. If you dislike a perfect 10 movie of mine, you are wrong and I hope your parents leave you out of their will.

Please note that all ratings are relative and even subject to change.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Eclipse



Ask me how happy I was when I found out David Slade was directing this one. He's the genius behind "Hard Candy" and again, for what he had to work with (in this case, the most boring installment in "Twilight"), I was not only pain-free watching this movie but I actually...enjoyed it a little. All the characters still suck except for select Cullens and Riley Biers, and there was only one fight scene, but hey. I'll watch Edward cockblock the hell out of himself all day, errday. Easily the best of the movies so far.

6/10
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