Ratings: A Quick Overview

Each movie is rated out of 10 with 0 being the worst and 10 being the best. Here's a quick rundown on what the numbers mean:

0/10 - Thoroughly reprehensible, this movie should be destroyed thoroughly and completely. Chances are, I will hate this movie with every fiber of my being and never shut up about how much I hate it. If you enjoyed a 0/10 movie of mine, you are wrong and this friendship is over.
1/10 - Pure garbage and a stain on the tapestry of cinematic history. Disregard completely.
2-4/10 - Almost totally awful, but there are a few things that save this movie...a little.
5/10 - Nothing worth mentioning again.
6/10 - Below average.
7-9/10 - Most movies will probably fall under this range. These are movies worth seeing and 9/10 movies have a shot at being some of my favorites.
10/10 - Without question, I will love this movie until my dying day, recommend it to everyone I see, and will issue the beatdown on all naysayers. If you dislike a perfect 10 movie of mine, you are wrong and I hope your parents leave you out of their will.

Please note that all ratings are relative and even subject to change.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Antichrist (2009)


This movie...wow...I mean...ew...wow. Definitely not one for the squeamish. This film is great for artsy pretentious people who like artsy pretentious movies because they'll cream themselves over the imagery and subtext of the first six minutes until HOLY FUCK, SHIT JUST GOT REAL. And then you kick back and lol as they cry because bad things happen to the main characters' happy places. I won't say much more about it, but it's a beautifully ugly film. You'll see what I mean if you watch it. I had a problem with the misogyny theme, especially when shit kept happening to the GUY.

6/10
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