Ratings: A Quick Overview

Each movie is rated out of 10 with 0 being the worst and 10 being the best. Here's a quick rundown on what the numbers mean:

0/10 - Thoroughly reprehensible, this movie should be destroyed thoroughly and completely. Chances are, I will hate this movie with every fiber of my being and never shut up about how much I hate it. If you enjoyed a 0/10 movie of mine, you are wrong and this friendship is over.
1/10 - Pure garbage and a stain on the tapestry of cinematic history. Disregard completely.
2-4/10 - Almost totally awful, but there are a few things that save this movie...a little.
5/10 - Nothing worth mentioning again.
6/10 - Below average.
7-9/10 - Most movies will probably fall under this range. These are movies worth seeing and 9/10 movies have a shot at being some of my favorites.
10/10 - Without question, I will love this movie until my dying day, recommend it to everyone I see, and will issue the beatdown on all naysayers. If you dislike a perfect 10 movie of mine, you are wrong and I hope your parents leave you out of their will.

Please note that all ratings are relative and even subject to change.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Disco Pigs (2001)


Blah blah blah, another freaking Cillian Murphy film, deal with it. This one happens to be different because this was a pretty definite DO NOT WANT. Seriously, I hated both of the characters and their tragic little love story was annoying and contrived. Darren/Pig is a psychopath that loves Sinead/Runt, who is the weakest female lead this side of Bella Swan. Fuck introverted, she was downright passive until the end. The only thing I liked was how they both put a hole in the wall that separated their bedrooms so they could fall asleep holding hands. I thought that was really cute. Other than that, this is not a good film. I hope the play was better.

2/10
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