Ratings: A Quick Overview

Each movie is rated out of 10 with 0 being the worst and 10 being the best. Here's a quick rundown on what the numbers mean:

0/10 - Thoroughly reprehensible, this movie should be destroyed thoroughly and completely. Chances are, I will hate this movie with every fiber of my being and never shut up about how much I hate it. If you enjoyed a 0/10 movie of mine, you are wrong and this friendship is over.
1/10 - Pure garbage and a stain on the tapestry of cinematic history. Disregard completely.
2-4/10 - Almost totally awful, but there are a few things that save this movie...a little.
5/10 - Nothing worth mentioning again.
6/10 - Below average.
7-9/10 - Most movies will probably fall under this range. These are movies worth seeing and 9/10 movies have a shot at being some of my favorites.
10/10 - Without question, I will love this movie until my dying day, recommend it to everyone I see, and will issue the beatdown on all naysayers. If you dislike a perfect 10 movie of mine, you are wrong and I hope your parents leave you out of their will.

Please note that all ratings are relative and even subject to change.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Batman Begins (2005)



Batman Begins. More like Batman Backstory, amirite? Yes. However, I love back story and this was fun to watch. I like the concept of taking what you fear and making evil people fear it as well. Talk about being proactive.

The villain, however, was rather pathetic. Cillian Murphy, once again, is gorgeous and flawless in general (gross barf vomit, I know), but the Scarecrow was laughable at best. RAAH, SCARY TOXIC FEAR VAPOR OF DEATH WHILE ON MY HORSIE AND BEING DEFEATED BY A CHARACTER THAT DIDN'T EXIST IN THE COMICS ORIGINALLY WITH A TASER AND OH YEAH DO YOU LIKE MY SCARY POTATO SACK MASK? Slow your roll there, Dr. Burlap. Team Joker.

6.5/10 (Holy decimals, Batman!)
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